“Milk Me Brian” :60 Narrator (VO): Wonder who first thought to milk a cow? (Brian, sits in his kitchen pouring some Cravendale milk into his tea. He stares at a cow outside his window. Suddenly it’s 10,000 BC. Neanderthal Brian clutching a makeshift bucket stares at a giant prehistoric cow) Narrator (VO): Was it trial and error? (Several millennia later we see Brian attempting to stalk a herd not-quite-so-cunningly disguised as a shrub) Narrator (VO): Was it divine intervention? (Cut to bronze age Brian. Suddenly lightning strikes setting fire to a tree, illuminating a wild cow) Narrator (VO): Or was it whispered in a dream? (Cut to Saxon Brian asleep. A blinding light wakes him. From the shafts of light emerges an ‘oracle cow’) Cow Voice: Milk me Brian. Milk me! Narrator (VO): Who was this unhinged genius? (Cut to Brian emerging from a barn. He’s holding a bucket of milk in each hand. His journey is complete) Narrator (VO): If It weren’t for you there’d be no Cravendale. Super: Cravendale crest: The Milk Matters.