(single and part of series) "Home Gym" :30 (Open on a guy working out in a small home gym. In the middle of his workout he notices a deer is next to him. We hear its creepy voice) Deer: Hello David. David: (Frightened) How did you get in here? Deer: That's not important now. Listen carefully, you have to watch Midnight Spank, a new block of late night shows on G4. David: Why? Deer: Because I can make everyone you've ever loved disappear, David. Disappear forever. (The deer motions to a family portrait on the wall. An evil black cloud engulfs the family) David: (Looking at portrait) Oh… Title: Watch Midnight Spank. Or the deer will make everyone you've ever loved disappear… forever. (Cut to Midnight Spank end treatment) (single and part of series) "Bedroom" :30 (Open on a bedroom at night. A guy is sleeping, his wife next to him. On his chest is a calico-colored guinea pig. Guy wakes up and the guinea pig starts talking to him in an odd voice. The guinea pig doesn't move its mouth, but we hear what it's saying) Guinea Pig: Hello Tom. (Tom is too stunned to talk) Guinea Pig: You have to watch Midnight Spank, a new block of late night shows on G4. Tom: (Whispering) But I'm tired… Guinea Pig: Tom do you want me to eat your other kidney? (Tom is indeed missing a kidney. He looks down at the sheet… we see the indentation of where the kidney should be). Tom: (Obediently) No calico-colored guinea pig. Super: Watch Midnight Spank or calico-colored guinea pig will eat your kidney. (Cut to Midnight Spank end treatment) (series includes 195 and 197 this is 222) "Restroom" :30 (Open on a guy in a restroom of a bar. It's pretty posh, with mints, colognes, etc. A butterfly flutters playfully around our guy and speaks to him in an eerie voice) Butterfly: Hi, there Richard. Richard: Hey. Butterfly: It's time to watch Midnight Spank, a new block of late night shows on G4. Richard: But I'm having so much fun here. Butterfly: Do you see the bag, Richard? (In the corner is a big canvas bag. It's stained and eerie looking. Suddenly it moves as if something inside was trying to get out) Richard: (Apprehensive) I see it. Butterfly: If you don't watch Midnight Spank, I'll open the bag… Richard: Oh… Butterfly: Do you want me to open the bag… Richard? Richard: No. Title: Watch Midnight Spank. Or Butterfly will open the horrible bag. (Cut to Midnight Spank end treatment)